if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
alternatively, just throw your phone in the toilet. throw it right in.
i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause